Kristopher Michaels

@WhosYourChubby

Kristopher Michaels

@WhosYourChubby

Kristopher Michaels

@WhosYourChubby

Who is Kristopher @WhosYourChubby Michaels?

To be honest, it has taken me almost 57 years to find the answer to that question but I am happy to say, I now know! I am a happily single gay Pagan male who happens to be chubby. I am fun loving, have a wicked sense of humor, I don’t smoke, or do drugs (yes that means pot also!) If you consider chocolate a drug I am very much an addict! I do have a drink once in a while, like at a party or dance. Why if it was not for my insanity I would be very boring.

Who is Kristopher @WhosYourChubby Michaels?

To be honest, it has taken me almost 57 years to find the answer to that question but I am happy to say, I now know! I am a happily single gay Pagan male who happens to be chubby. I am fun loving, have a wicked sense of humor, I don’t smoke, or do drugs (yes that means pot also!) If you consider chocolate a drug I am very much an addict! I do have a drink once in a while, like at a party or dance. Why if it was not for my insanity I would be very boring.

Who is Kristopher @WhosYourChubby Michaels?

To be honest, it has taken me almost 57 years to find the answer to that question but I am happy to say, I now know! I am a happily single gay Pagan male who happens to be chubby. I am fun loving, have a wicked sense of humor, I don’t smoke, or do drugs (yes that means pot also!) If you consider chocolate a drug I am very much an addict! I do have a drink once in a while, like at a party or dance. Why if it was not for my insanity I would be very boring.

Where I Have Been

I have moved all over the USA, I was born in Merced, CA. But I have lived in WA, MA, MN, OR. I started moving so much after my mother died in 1996 of cancer. I had moved back to California (from WA) to take care of her the last year of her life. After that, I just felt the need to explore all that I could. Since she was the only living family I had left, I could now go out into the world without any obligations to anyone but myself. So I went for it and travailed, learned and grew as a person. 

I felt a need to come home to CA about 12 years ago and have lived in the Sacramento area since. I had a partner for 10 years but he has outgrown me and wants to move on to guys more like him and dare I say younger. 

My Involvement

When I was a kid, I was a thin, shy, scared of my own shadow and I was always sick. I have grown out of most of those things I am happy to say. I was involved in the chubby rights movement for a positive image in society and the gay mainstream for about 8 years before disappearing from sight 15 or so years ago. I learned a lot about people while modeling. I wish I could say it was all good, but I can’t. However, it was an adventure and that is something good for the soul, as long as you come out of it alive, and I did! I was on the cover of The Big Ad magazine number 42 and in 3 or 4 layouts for it. I had great fun doing them. I have not done anything like that since 1994 so I am always shocked (but complimented) when someone remembers me from it. 

Friends

I have a few but close friends who I will talk about in things to come. I care for them all, dearly. I have to say I don’t trust people easily.  There have been rumors out there in the world that I am a jerk to people; well I can honestly say I am very much a jerk.... if that means not letting people hurt, walk all over and abuse me, makes me a Jerk, so be it!. Just consider the source when hearing such things is all I ask. I am by far NOT perfect, but I do hold myself accountable. I also want the people in my life to do the same, if they can’t (or won’t) then they can hit the road!!! I have lost some good friends over the years (we all have). It is like the words to the group Garbage go “Died, left or forgot to stay”. People come and go in one's life, it is normal.

Where I Have Been

I have moved all over the USA, I was born in Merced, CA. But I have lived in WA, MA, MN, OR. I started moving so much after my mother died in 1996 of cancer. I had moved back to California (from WA) to take care of her the last year of her life. After that, I just felt the need to explore all that I could. Since she was the only living family I had left, I could now go out into the world without any obligations to anyone but myself. So I went for it and travailed, learned and grew as a person. 

I felt a need to come home to CA about 12 years ago and have lived in the Sacramento area since. I had a partner for 10 years but he has outgrown me and wants to move on to guys more like him and dare I say younger. 

My Involvement

When I was a kid, I was a thin, shy, scared of my own shadow and I was always sick. I have grown out of most of those things I am happy to say. I was involved in the chubby rights movement for a positive image in society and the gay mainstream for about 8 years before disappearing from sight 15 or so years ago. I learned a lot about people while modeling. I wish I could say it was all good, but I can’t. However, it was an adventure and that is something good for the soul, as long as you come out of it alive, and I did! I was on the cover of The Big Ad magazine number 42 and in 3 or 4 layouts for it. I had great fun doing them. I have not done anything like that since 1994 so I am always shocked (but complimented) when someone remembers me from it. 

Friends

I have a few but close friends who I will talk about in things to come. I care for them all, dearly. I have to say I don’t trust people easily.  There have been rumors out there in the world that I am a jerk to people; well I can honestly say I am very much a jerk.... if that means not letting people hurt, walk all over and abuse me, makes me a Jerk, so be it!. Just consider the source when hearing such things is all I ask. I am by far NOT perfect, but I do hold myself accountable. I also want the people in my life to do the same, if they can’t (or won’t) then they can hit the road!!! I have lost some good friends over the years (we all have). It is like the words to the group Garbage go “Died, left or forgot to stay”. People come and go in one's life, it is normal.

Where I Have Been

I have moved all over the USA, I was born in Merced, CA. But I have lived in WA, MA, MN, OR. I started moving so much after my mother died in 1996 of cancer. I had moved back to California (from WA) to take care of her the last year of her life. After that, I just felt the need to explore all that I could. Since she was the only living family I had left, I could now go out into the world without any obligations to anyone but myself. So I went for it and travailed, learned and grew as a person. 

I felt a need to come home to CA about 12 years ago and have lived in the Sacramento area since. I had a partner for 10 years but he has outgrown me and wants to move on to guys more like him and dare I say younger. 

My Involvement

When I was a kid, I was a thin, shy, scared of my own shadow and I was always sick. I have grown out of most of those things I am happy to say. I was involved in the chubby rights movement for a positive image in society and the gay mainstream for about 8 years before disappearing from sight 15 or so years ago. I learned a lot about people while modeling. I wish I could say it was all good, but I can’t. However, it was an adventure and that is something good for the soul, as long as you come out of it alive, and I did! I was on the cover of The Big Ad magazine number 42 and in 3 or 4 layouts for it. I had great fun doing them. I have not done anything like that since 1994 so I am always shocked (but complimented) when someone remembers me from it. 

Friends

I have a few but close friends who I will talk about in things to come. I care for them all, dearly. I have to say I don’t trust people easily.  There have been rumors out there in the world that I am a jerk to people; well I can honestly say I am very much a jerk.... if that means not letting people hurt, walk all over and abuse me, makes me a Jerk, so be it!. Just consider the source when hearing such things is all I ask. I am by far NOT perfect, but I do hold myself accountable. I also want the people in my life to do the same, if they can’t (or won’t) then they can hit the road!!! I have lost some good friends over the years (we all have). It is like the words to the group Garbage go “Died, left or forgot to stay”. People come and go in one's life, it is normal.

My Interests include, but are not limited to, (some of these I can no longer do) bowling, volleyball, some other outdoor things, playing board/role playing/card games, people watching, shopping, meeting friends for coffee, computers, going to the beach for the day and/or just doing whatever with friends on the spur of the moment. You know, like going to Jack-in-the-box at three AM then coming home and watching horror movies for the rest of the night.

I love scary movies! Horror, both good and bad, is the best in my book, but I am open to most themes. The Haunting (original) and What Lies Beneath are my all-time favorite horror movies. 

I’m into Kylie Minogue, Dannii Minogue, Kate Bush, The Feeling, No Doubt, Gwen Stefani, Moby, Garbage, Milk Inc., Sylver, Berlin, Evanescence, Robbie Williams, Pink, Rob Zombie, The Motels, Martha Davis, GoldFrapp, Blue October, Muse, 30 Seconds to Mars, Lasgo and much more. I listen to most kinds of music (except country and rap).

I love watching as well as performing in community theatre. My favorite plays are Wicked, The Phantom Of The Opera, Into The Woods, and Kiss Of The Spider Woman.

As I said, I am 57 years old (GODDESS I am old!). I was born on July 7th 1963. My hair was light brown but now is silver and gray (for now anyway). My eyes are brown. I am 5 foot 7" tall. The lies someone has spread about me being 600LBS and bed ridden are not true. I do have some health issues now that I am old but nothing like that. Again, consider the source. 

I am Pagan so I like Pagan gatherings, malls, garage sales and so on, could I be any gay-er?. 

Well, there I am in a really big nutshell. I am in NO WAY perfect; however many of the things that I have heard said about me in cyberspace (and elsewhere) over the years are not only untrue but ludicrous to say the least. So if you take a chance (and the time) to get to know me, you may be happily surprised at what you find.

If you want to know anything else about me (could there be anything else?) please feel free to E-mail me and ask. Don't worry, I won’t bite... Oh, who am I kidding, hell yes I bite!

My Interests include, but are not limited to, (some of these I can no longer do) bowling, volleyball, some other outdoor things, playing board/role playing/card games, people watching, shopping, meeting friends for coffee, computers, going to the beach for the day and/or just doing whatever with friends on the spur of the moment. You know, like going to Jack-in-the-box at three AM then coming home and watching horror movies for the rest of the night.

I love scary movies! Horror, both good and bad, is the best in my book, but I am open to most themes. The Haunting (original) and What Lies Beneath are my all-time favorite horror movies. 

I’m into Kylie Minogue, Dannii Minogue, Kate Bush, The Feeling, No Doubt, Gwen Stefani, Moby, Garbage, Milk Inc., Sylver, Berlin, Evanescence, Robbie Williams, Pink, Rob Zombie, The Motels, Martha Davis, GoldFrapp, Blue October, Muse, 30 Seconds to Mars, Lasgo and much more. I listen to most kinds of music (except country and rap).

I love watching as well as performing in community theatre. My favorite plays are Wicked, The Phantom Of The Opera, Into The Woods, and Kiss Of The Spider Woman.

As I said, I am 57 years old (GODDESS I am old!). I was born on July 7th 1963. My hair was light brown but now is silver and gray (for now anyway). My eyes are brown. I am 5 foot 7" tall. The lies someone has spread about me being 600LBS and bed ridden are not true. I do have some health issues now that I am old but nothing like that. Again, consider the source. 

I am Pagan so I like Pagan gatherings, malls, garage sales and so on, could I be any gay-er?. 

Well, there I am in a really big nutshell. I am in NO WAY perfect; however many of the things that I have heard said about me in cyberspace (and elsewhere) over the years are not only untrue but ludicrous to say the least. So if you take a chance (and the time) to get to know me, you may be happily surprised at what you find.

If you want to know anything else about me (could there be anything else?) please feel free to E-mail me and ask. Don't worry, I won’t bite... Oh, who am I kidding, hell yes I bite!

My Interests include, but are not limited to, (some of these I can no longer do) bowling, volleyball, some other outdoor things, playing board/role playing/card games, people watching, shopping, meeting friends for coffee, computers, going to the beach for the day and/or just doing whatever with friends on the spur of the moment. You know, like going to Jack-in-the-box at three AM then coming home and watching horror movies for the rest of the night.

I love scary movies! Horror, both good and bad, is the best in my book, but I am open to most themes. The Haunting (original) and What Lies Beneath are my all-time favorite horror movies. 

I’m into Kylie Minogue, Dannii Minogue, Kate Bush, The Feeling, No Doubt, Gwen Stefani, Moby, Garbage, Milk Inc., Sylver, Berlin, Evanescence, Robbie Williams, Pink, Rob Zombie, The Motels, Martha Davis, GoldFrapp, Blue October, Muse, 30 Seconds to Mars, Lasgo and much more. I listen to most kinds of music (except country and rap).

I love watching as well as performing in community theatre. My favorite plays are Wicked, The Phantom Of The Opera, Into The Woods, and Kiss Of The Spider Woman.

As I said, I am 57 years old (GODDESS I am old!). I was born on July 7th 1963. My hair was light brown but now is silver and gray (for now anyway). My eyes are brown. I am 5 foot 7" tall. The lies someone has spread about me being 600LBS and bed ridden are not true. I do have some health issues now that I am old but nothing like that. Again, consider the source. 

I am Pagan so I like Pagan gatherings, malls, garage sales and so on, could I be any gay-er?. 

Well, there I am in a really big nutshell. I am in NO WAY perfect; however many of the things that I have heard said about me in cyberspace (and elsewhere) over the years are not only untrue but ludicrous to say the least. So if you take a chance (and the time) to get to know me, you may be happily surprised at what you find.

If you want to know anything else about me (could there be anything else?) please feel free to E-mail me and ask. Don't worry, I won’t bite... Oh, who am I kidding, hell yes I bite!

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Mystique

My ex and I have a dog named Mystique. She is my best friend!!! There have been times I don’t know if I would have made it without her around. We got her when she was only eight weeks old. She will be four in March.

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Mystique

My ex and I have a dog named Mystique. She is my best friend!!! There have been times I don’t know if I would have made it without her around. We got her when she was only eight weeks old. She will be four in March.

Water Frame Mask 02 copy

Mystique

My ex and I have a dog named Mystique. She is my best friend!!! There have been times I don’t know if I would have made it without her around. We got her when she was only eight weeks old. She will be four in March.

YouTube

I started my YouTube Channel about 10 months ago and never thought anyone would watch it. I just did it to prove my then partner Storm wrong when he said I was going to get a lot of hits. I thought “OK, I will do one or two and then Storm will see he is nuts, no one wants to watch me open a box, he will shut-up about it.” Jokes on me, people watched and liked!

YouTube

I started my YouTube Channel about 10 months ago and never thought anyone would watch it. I just did it to prove my then partner Storm wrong when he said I was going to get a lot of hits. I thought “OK, I will do one or two and then Storm will see he is nuts, no one wants to watch me open a box, he will shut-up about it.” Jokes on me, people watched and liked!

YouTube

I started my YouTube Channel about 10 months ago and never thought anyone would watch it. I just did it to prove my then partner Storm wrong when he said I was going to get a lot of hits. I thought “OK, I will do one or two and then Storm will see he is nuts, no one wants to watch me open a box, he will shut-up about it.” Jokes on me, people watched and liked!

The Darkness of Light

Let me into your darkness. Let me dance around your pain.

Love that is so tempting in its touch but to sharp to hold, for its impalement is deep and deadly.

Your soul has a light that makes me want to join it, but sometimes light can not only attract but burn and kill.

Kill the very thing that makes me, who I am, the willing fool who dares to love you.

By Kristopher Michaels

Your Pain

You extend your hand to me.

You say you open your heart to me.

You give me your smile.

You offer your friendship to me.... and I take it.

How was I to know that your hand would become a claw?

Your heart would become a viper.

Your smile would become sharp fangs.

And your offer of friendship to became a trap. 

Your past is not my past, your hate is not my hate, your sins are not my sins.

So why do you think your pain should become my souls death?

By Kristopher Michaels

The Darkness of Light

Let me into your darkness. Let me dance around your pain.

Love that is so tempting in its touch but to sharp to hold, for its impalement is deep and deadly.

Your soul has a light that makes me want to join it, but sometimes light can not only attract but burn and kill.

Kill the very thing that makes me, who I am, the willing fool who dares to love you.

By Kristopher Michaels

Your Pain

You extend your hand to me.

You say you open your heart to me.

You give me your smile.

You offer your friendship to me.... and I take it.

How was I to know that your hand would become a claw?

Your heart would become a viper.

Your smile would become sharp fangs.

And your offer of friendship to became a trap. 

Your past is not my past, your hate is not my hate, your sins are not my sins.

So why do you think your pain should become my souls death?

By Kristopher Michaels

The Darkness of Light

Let me into your darkness. Let me dance around your pain.

Love that is so tempting in its touch but to sharp to hold, for its impalement is deep and deadly.

Your soul has a light that makes me want to join it, but sometimes light can not only attract but burn and kill.

Kill the very thing that makes me, who I am, the willing fool who dares to love you.

By Kristopher Michaels

Your Pain

You extend your hand to me.

You say you open your heart to me.

You give me your smile.

You offer your friendship to me.... and I take it.

How was I to know that your hand would become a claw?

Your heart would become a viper.

Your smile would become sharp fangs.

And your offer of friendship to became a trap. 

Your past is not my past, your hate is not my hate, your sins are not my sins.

So why do you think your pain should become my souls death?

By Kristopher Michaels

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